It's Monday and it was rainy all day. Fall is almost in full force. The leaves are changing color and crunching under foot. I just love this time of year. The air is crisp and you can't help but take a huge breath in and try to take it all in. Of course, there's a down side too, such as it being pitch black at 6:00am. It's hard enough to drag myself out of bed in the morning what with having a wonderful Tempurpedic deluxe, sink in and mold to your body, mattress, but now it's even harder because it appears to be the dead of night and yet my alarm is going off.
How did my Monday go? Well, I'll just say this, the fancy digital ovulation predictor stick reader that I paid $40 for fell into the toilet BEFORE I got to put the test stick into it. The water rendered it useless, which also renders the remaining sticks useless. There were two very dark lines so I'm taking it as a positive test even though the instructions clearly tell you not to try and interpret the lines. What do they know anyway? I'll bet they are made by men. No woman would make a product to help you get pregnant that involves two lines, and then tell you specifically that the lines don't mean anything. So, I should ovulate tomorrow or Wednesday. Stay tuned.
Okay, gotta run because I'm spending the rest of my evening with Dexter, that wacky serial killer everyone just hates to love.
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